Woodwinds

Moronic idiots whose lips aren't strong enough to play an awesome brass instrument.

Yeah man, I used to think he was cool. But then I heard he plays a woodwind instrument.

by Crum May 22, 2004

woodwind

A penis fart.

I.e. Wood meaning erection and wind meaning fart.

Guy 1: Ewww.
Did you hear that nasty-ass woodwind I did during algebra?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah man, it smelled like my cock sucked through a blender.

by Senor Anon May 8, 2008

woodwinds

a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).

Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.

by Xizor December 25, 2007

woodwind

porn, porn video etc.

(when your parents are around). Did you enjoy the woodwind the other night?

by brehil October 30, 2008

Woodwind

Farting with a boner.

I did a woodwind last night and it felt great.

by 1374828272773733 April 13, 2017

Woodwinds

Trash. Brass ? Also trash.

You kiss wood when playing a woodwind instrument.

1) "A woodwind? Disgusting. Brass rules."
2) "Well, I like the strings.."
3) "Shut up! Woodwinds are the best!)
2) "Just stop.."
pianist) "whats up"

by i did a joke February 26, 2020

Woodwind

A section in the marching band that lives to make their section leader (aka jenni) proud.

Look it’s the woodwinds trying to make jenni proud again!

by .l.l.l. November 15, 2022