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Calvin M. Woodward Highschool 

Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.
Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!

woodwalker 

someone who walks in the woods, usually a creepy person alone carrying a flashlight, usually wearing plain old jeans and the typical lumberjack plaid shirt and woodwalkers are typically men from their 30s-80s, they like to scare people and make weird noises to wind up the noisy teenagers being all "brave" walking through the woods and screaming their heads off the first sound of a twig breaking. woodwalkers have no lives and live alone or with their 90 year old mother, woodwalkers' jobs can vary from working at home depot to working at a lumber mill. stay away from woodwalkers, they are not to be trusted. also, they smell pretty bad.
Teen Girl 1: OMG this is soooo scary walking thru the woods at 12 at nite! we're such rebels! omg wut if there are like bears or something in the woods!
Teen Girl 2: B!tch please, the only thing you need to be afraid of in the woods are woodwalkers.
woodwalker by mistakingston October 26, 2012
Woodward aka Woodward Academy is a prestigious old money & rich private school in Atlanta, GA founded in 1900 costing $25K+ a year whose main local private school rivals for Atlanta's elite gene pool are Westminster and Lovett.
Woodward for sure has a lot of Atlanta's MILFs but nothing compared to Westminster's.
Woodward by ATL goon May 27, 2019

Woodward Dream Cruise 

Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.

The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...
This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...

WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).

WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).
(noun): any general area of land in which the dimensions are not known. usually used after the word "square".
What's the square woodage of this lot of land back here by the ole creek?
woodage by zwanphony June 28, 2006
to wake up with morning wood.....word...
maria said hi to woodward with her tounge
woodward by Curtywop January 7, 2008