Mrs woodcock

A complete cunt who shouldnt teach she takes members of her class like hayden eryes and rapes them out of class she sucks aiden birds cock and she has a strap on she likes to watch child pornography

my god mrs woodcock stop sucking my cock

by JLC11000 July 1, 2011

Olivia Woodcock

A beautiful wonderful hearted girl. Wonderful to talk to. Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN. That girl Olivia Woodcock is awesome. Listens to great music! Gets attention from mostly douchebag guys! Super smart! Totally talented! Great hair! Nice smile! Cute feet! Knows how to party! So weird! An all around amazing person. You won't regret knowing an Olivia Woodcock! Beautiful and wonderful person who has an incredibly amazing sense of humor. Inteligent and either has or will earn all degrees in college. Also amazing at sports.
A delicate, yet beautiful flower. She grabs the heart of the crowd. A delightful part of any unsuspecting person's day. Likes preppy clothes, preferably pink, green, light blue, possibly orange, depending on the brightness. If you see an Olivia, look the other way, because you will immediately fall for her charm.
Perfectionist, Artistic, Smart, Loves animals, Athletic, Outdoorsy, Short, Sarcastic, Beautiful.
A beautiful girl who everybody wishes too be she's very outgoing & won't take shit from nobody she's a special person

person 1: "i know this girl and shes just so amazing"

person 2: "oh, whats her name?"

person 1: " Olivia Woodcock "

person 2: "I KNEW IT"

by WhyShouldITellYou? July 17, 2011

Woodcock

The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard

"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard

by peddyr March 31, 2008

woodcock

1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.

"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."

"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."

by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008

Woodcock

1. Winner

2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.

1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!

by PubCrawler March 20, 2015

Woodcock

Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.

You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!

by SomeoneResponsible April 13, 2010

woodcock

come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said

wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock

by pdx drinkers August 3, 2006