Woodchipper

The one friend who would get with absolutely anyone, even when the options are complete "chips."

"Bro, don't let Michael pick the bar tonight—he's a total woodchipper."

"She matched with three people before lunch. Certified woodchipper."

Woodchipper by DroopyPickle July 9, 2026

Woodchipper of Cock Forest 

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

Woodchipper of Cock Forest by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

Woodchipper Rights Activist 

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"

"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"

Woodchipper Rights Activist by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020

Walla Walla Woodchipper 

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Hawiian Woodchipper by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Louisville Woodchipper by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Icelandic Woodchipper 

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper

Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.

Icelandic Woodchipper by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019