Woodrow T. Wilson

A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.

You girls look too young to drink. Why don't I just buy you a round of Woodrow T. Wilsons?

by therealsituation April 18, 2010

Woodrow Wilson

As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.

That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.

by Notoriose July 20, 2009

Woodrow Wilson

The term used for a throbbing hard penis that is so hard it needs its own name.

I have such the Woodrow Wilson that, that chick across the street's pager went off

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Woodrow

an erection; derived from the slang term "woody," also meaning erection

Her fine-ass body is giving me Woodrow!

by Nate June 12, 2003

Woodrow Wilson

A boner.

"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Woodrow Wilson

A very stiff errection,ussually enhanced by common errection prescription pills.

"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

Woodstown High School

Built around 1810, the biggest peice of crap HS in America. No Air Conditioning and more rats than people. If you leave near there move!! MOVE NOW!! You dont want your kids going to WHS.

Woodstown High School is the very first school ever built!

by L-Banks September 8, 2006