Play the back nine

Anal sex with a woman.

Hey Suzy, put down that fucking iphone and bend over so I can play the back nine.

Who cares if you're on the rag? I'll just play the back nine.

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Woodrow Wilson

A boner.

"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Karl

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012