Definitions by Rudiskranberry

Woodrow Wilson 

A boner.

"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."

Woodrow Wilson by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Karl 

Marijuana.

"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"

Karl by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012

Play the back nine 

Anal sex with a woman.

Hey Suzy, put down that fucking iphone and bend over so I can play the back nine.

Who cares if you're on the rag? I'll just play the back nine.

Play the back nine by Rudiskranberry April 16, 2012