woosie

the act of being useless, irrelevant or completely lame.

Damn mayne, you being real woosie right now!

by yaboysnoman July 22, 2010

woobie

Something or someone that makes you want to hug him/it/her, or is cute in a sad way.

I cant stand it when he cries, he is SUCH a woobie!

by LadyMalchav December 6, 2006

woopsie doodles

What you say when you make an extremely large mistake.

*Get's girl pregnant*

"Woopsie Doodles"

by John blackdick October 8, 2013

woobie

in the united states military, classified as LINER, WET WEATHER, PONCHO, the Woobie was introduced first during Vietnam as the inner liner for the poncho, where the poncho could keep troops dry, and the liner could keep out the cold. It became such a hit though, that somehow it came to be called the Woobie out of endearment.

Maybe named for the mashup of the words "would be", maybe named for the safety blanket in the movie Mr. Mom (the young boy calls his blanket Woobie), the world may never know.....

"Don't forget your poncho liner, you Woobie (would be) cold without it."

by luvmyzj93 December 12, 2016

woobie wear

laundry day clothes, clothes that you lounge around the house in

don't come over yet, I'm still in my woobie wear

by kaddy pies May 17, 2019

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

woobies

Scottish slang for large, natural female's breats. A derivitave of the english term, boobies.

"Hey Jimmy, did yae see the woobies on that?"
or
"You're getting on my woobies!"

by Kai SJY January 27, 2007