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A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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5 Minutes in Wonderland

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A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.
Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.
by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011
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John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing
And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
by Nicolle August 14, 2003
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Alison Wonderland

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A woman who has found a way to make beats that sound as good as she looks, and she looks really really good. She also has a little black dog named Molly and seems to be a bit nice of a person. She may or may not have lost my stormtrooper pendant after her last show on her Run tour.
by Sp0ka July 23, 2016
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alice in wonderland

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the movie including almost all hallucination drugs
a complete acid trip turned movie
also a cat disappears, leaving only his smile and croquet is played with flamingos as mallets!!
Scene from Alice in Wonderland: That capterpiller is smoking a hooka and telling her to eat a mushroom to make her grow bigger or smaller!!!
by ari is MY NAME!!! May 7, 2007
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boogie wonderland

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Dance, boogie wonderland
Ha, ha, dance
Boogie wonderland
Sounds fly through the night; I chase my vinyl dreams to Boogie Wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in Boogie Wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in Boogie Wonderland
All the love in the world can't be gone
by Carphe October 25, 2020
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wonderland.tf

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Team Fortress 2 forums that was involved in recent pedophilia scandal
Chad: Hey man whatcha playing
Virgin: Just some wonderland.tf jailbreak
Chad: Ya gon get cancelled at twitter brav if friends hear bout u playing there brav
Virgin: Oh shit, oh fuck, how do i trade my credits out
Chad: You in deep water now mate haha.
by Tsumiko March 27, 2021
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