When someone thinks he/she is cool and popular however they are an annoying fuck. Generally with few friends.
by seansucksbadduck July 25, 2016
Get the wokemug. "Wokeness" occurs when a white, upper-class person pretends to hold opinions they imagine a black lower-class person might hold. The word itself is an incorrect tense of "awake" - referring to the perception that the black working class have a poor grasp of grammar.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.
"How woke are you? Take our quiz to find out, then give us your email address so we can send you adverts for kale smoothies"
by pseufonym123 May 21, 2019
Get the wokemug. When you look at the simplest thing and call it racist because you want black people to be victims. Other minorities don't matter. - a black conservative
Liberal: Look at this white guy with dreads! Racist!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!
by RapistVapist July 25, 2020
Get the wokemug. A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.
My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.
by Lumlotus December 6, 2016
Get the wokemug. b.o.b spent his weekend watching zeitgeist conspiracy videos on youtube and came out as the #wokest individual on twitter
by Burns Powers September 4, 2016
Get the wokemug. claiming that you are aware the planet is flat even though everything tells and shows us that its round being really stupid and not following facts that show u the truth DUMB AS SHIT!!
by happy hoppe June 13, 2018
Get the wokemug.