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the wobbley H

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It’s like the Eiffel Tower, but you are to drunk to high five, and to keep your balance!
My buddy and I got shit faced at the bar last night and and took this chick back to my place! She wanted both of us, we were so drunk we gave her the wobbley H!
by Thatguymike May 7, 2018
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Wobblecock

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Somebody that can't get an erection...
I wanted sex last nyt but he had a wobblecock!!!
by Belladonna Blue March 12, 2010
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wobblejonkered

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noun; the state of something typed when one's fingers are, for instance, placed two keys to the left on the keyboard.
Tara: hey
Laura: fqr
Tara: did you get wobblejonkered?
Laura: i did.
by Laura Camp September 11, 2005
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A state of being following drinking. IE - how you feel when you wake up still drunk from the night before - not quite with it, not quite balancing well, usually confused.
Dude, I woke up this morning all wobblefucked and shit. Kept tripping over stuff - it sucked.
by Dave "Bulldog" Munson May 8, 2003
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wubbleyou

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The funniest word on earth, period.

Saying it (and meaning it) will immediately result in the eruption of laughter from all people in the vicinity.

However, overusing the phrase will result it it losing its magical laughter-inducing powers. It does not always work, unless it is said and absolutely meant.

It originated from a name for the BMW "W" logo.
",,,umm...wubbleyou?" = confused stares

"Wubbleyou." = "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA from everybody.
by Eddie Chapman May 29, 2008
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Wobblegong

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A large Black penis that belongs to a Gangsta
Whoa that guy has a huge Wobblegong
by John For you October 9, 2007
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wobblenut

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1. An individual with an unsurpassed ability to come up with outrageous claims and ideas. 2. To commit random acts of douchebaggery. 3. Continuously attempts to partake in bar room games and plays as though lottery winnings are being wagered.
4. Individual that should be charged for other's lives wasted by the minute. 5. Should be monitored at ALL times. 6. Wears Justin Timberlake costume for Halloween like it's hott.
Can you believe that wobblenut Helker? Playing this game of pool like it's the world series....
by Mike Timerson March 13, 2008
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