witchlice

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats a lot. known to be phoebe's #1 fan! there is only one witchlice. on july 25th its national witchlice day! get up and start celebrating!!!!

mf: did you know that it's witchlice's birthday today?
dumbass: no, what!
mf: how can't you remember national witchlice day?!?!

by victoriadeangelisloml July 25, 2021

witchlice

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats very much. witchlice goes through many eras, but there is only one. on july 25th, it’s national witchlice day! show your witchlice pride by celebrating!!!

yas: did you hear that it’s national witchlice day today??
george washington: no, i didn’t. what?!
yas: it’s today silly billy how could you forget !!!

by yasssssquennnnnnnslayyy July 25, 2021

Witchfucker

A killjoy who wants to have sex with The Phoenix Witch

Motor Blast : The Phoenix Witch is so hot.
Doc : You Witchfucker

by Sh00mB00m December 29, 2021

Tallahassee Bitchlock

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.

I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.

by Mugatny April 19, 2017