street smart, street wise

Street smart,

Street wise,

Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,

If I was muslim I would be on the coners,

Hustlin' bean pies,

I used to be the youngboy,

Rocking the fila's,

Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
"Click the link in my bio"

Did you know that you can fix your zipper with just

a fork..."street smart, street wise. Haters couldn't see me

with three eyes..."

street smart, street wise by JSIZZLEMONEYBACON March 8, 2022

David Wise 

David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.

Wow, David Wise! You're even more awesome than Tyranitar!

David Wise by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 22, 2004

wiseass

A person who demonstrates his or her pompous nature by spewing sarcastic comments that are uncalled for in any given situation.

Farmer Bob: Looks like rain.
Cousin Ed: You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
Farmer Bob: Shut up, wiseass.

wiseass by mikeysfbay July 14, 2008

wise up 

Mostly Irish expression for: "stop being an idiot" or "act more maturely"... literally: "act more wisely". Typically said in a scolding manner.

1. "god you look soooooo hot in that tight top..." "Hey you know I have a boyfriend, wise up."

2. "Stop acting like such a clown, it's a sophisticated party and they aren't impressed so wise up."

wise up by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

wisecock 

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

wiseacre 

a smart aleck or a wiseguy.

Richie has the reputation for being a wiseacre.

wiseacre by G Know March 31, 2007

Wise Beard Man 

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

Wise Beard Man by Anon5858 January 11, 2009