hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

winterport

A small town up north, usually full of misunderstood children who can often be spotted running on the tops of elementary or middle school buildings. Where deer run loose through roads, dragging their leashes behind and where mosquitoes the size of men, pick up young children and carry them away. Full of very many exciting creatures such as squirrels or chipmunks running into, through, or around trees while often missing the chance to actually climb up them. It is the last place in Winter where a port is located, and possess a very refined section of historic houses. Winterport is usually referred to as “The small town”, or “Village”, but small villages are often known to carry with them the perks of society.

Well, I swear, if you dun stop coming home late, Billy, them Winterport mosquitoes ‘re gonna get’cha.

by Mya Mills July 2, 2008

winnerpeg

Canadian, religious nutjob. Generally considered to be a pedophile, with a diaper fetish.

Winnerpeg was spotted wearing a diaper outside of the pre-school, spouting scripture.

by zootmoney February 15, 2005

wintersed

1. Of or relating to the act of Keith Winters foiling one's plans to do something enjoyable.
2. To be Wintersed.

Ready to hit the slopes, I looked for my board only to find it missing. I knew right then that I had been Wintersed once again.

by not applicable March 27, 2003

winkerpeeps

eyes

Look into my winkerpeeps.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her winkerpeeps.
The winkerpeeps are the window of the soul.

by Narby May 12, 2014

winternet

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.

"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."

by poofie March 21, 2005

Winterset

A small ass town in Iowa. Birth place of John Wayne and has them red bridges or what he fuck ever. Hell yeah, but is home too ignorent retarded teenagers but the most beautiful scenery in Iowa.

Winterset is smal and is surrounded by corn.

by GO HOOVER June 28, 2010