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intentional false estimate 

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.
Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"
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Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.
Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl) 

Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.
Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.

Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).

Intentional Fashion 

Fashion garment/s that is purposeful and brings attention to and or positively benefits a worthy cause or charity. For example an awesome picture of a cool whale design on a tshirt, with a percentage of sales going to a whale conservation charity.
I found this cool little indy tshirt shop online, they stock all of the latest intentional fashion brands.

intentional game design

When you sleep in the nether and become a suicide bomber in the game minecraft
new player: NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME EXPLODE LIKE THAT
mojang: haha intentional game design go brrbrbrrrrrrrrrr

Intentionally

intentionally means swaying the car and killing sumone
Jeremy: What are you doing?
Gustav: I am intentionally eating this rice.
Intentionally by verymuchnice October 28, 2020

intentional cleavage

A type picture where a girl is generally trying to lay down, bend over or take it from an upper angle to expose as much cleave as possible. This is usually done as a sort of sad mating ritually by young girls of the whorish variety
"Hey Jenny, like take a picture of me bending over"
"Damn girl that's some nice intentional cleavage. Gabe is definitely going to know your DTF now."