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Wyoming Windsock

Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Wind speed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.
Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooning today! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!
by ratstalker March 29, 2013
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bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.
Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.
by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014
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West Virginia Windsock

The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 4, 2011
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Like a windsock in a gale warning

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.
by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011
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Windsock

Wow after the enema my windsock is restored to its supple state
by Pro skills February 28, 2021
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ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.
I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.
by Skinanbones June 28, 2016
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Alabama Windsock

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!
by Roxieroad September 21, 2020
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