Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

tatty windsock

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.

Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.

by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014

Texas Windsock

the act of hanging ones penis out of the window of a moving pickup truck

Billy gave those high school kids in the limo a Texas Windsock!

by roosterrugburn May 18, 2013

Boston Windsock

While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"

I noticed mid fuck that the ol lady was ragging so I finished up and gave her a Boston windsock.

by Dikbut28 February 17, 2017

Wyoming Windsock

Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Wind speed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.

Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooning today! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!

by ratstalker March 29, 2013

bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.

Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.

by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

West Virginia Windsock

The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.

Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

by BobandCor October 4, 2011