A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011
 Get the Kill Me With a Spoonmug.
Get the Kill Me With a Spoonmug. the feeling you have when you are forced to endure something really unpleasant but avoiding that thing would actually be a lot worse
by Ravenne April 18, 2009
 Get the killing me softlymug.
Get the killing me softlymug. this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting
by ------queen September 26, 2019
 Get the you kill memug.
Get the you kill memug. by suspiciousleaf  August 6, 2017
 Get the please kill memug.
Get the please kill memug. When people do something so annoying you want to die and you want to say something that doesn’t make them seem annoying
Man your killing me off over this.
by BØRĖD December 28, 2019
 Get the Killing me offmug.
Get the Killing me offmug. A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
 Get the Please kill memug.
Get the Please kill memug. by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009
 Get the Just Kill Me!mug.
Get the Just Kill Me!mug.