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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.
by flieww February 11, 2018
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My wrath will be godlike

A term commonly used by female columbiners.
Usually a very threatening statement.
Girl: My wrath will be godlike tomorrow!
Person: Looks like someone likes to use tumblr.
by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022
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never-will-be

Similar to a has-been, but without the interval of being genuinely famous between originally being a nobody and then becoming a nobody again (afterwards).

The term is also sometimes applied to pseudo-celebrities that are used to pad out the roster of guests at TV programs and other events that wanted real celebrities, but couldn't get them.

Sometimes, the never-will-be is deluded enough to think that they truly were famous at some point, and is irritated that they aren't generally treated like the celebrities they feel they should have been.

Synonym: never-was.
He's never done anything important enough to be a has-been -- he's a never-will-be.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 29, 2006
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when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary
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Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.
by Nihlus November 21, 2010
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Will Byers

fruity kid who likes mike wheeler and d&d 😇🙏
“Do you know who Will Byers is?”

“Yes! he’s a fruity kid who likes mike wheeler and d&d”
by quackityhq.-. June 12, 2021
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