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wikileak 

a burst condom; when a condom unexpectedly bursts during consensual sex, especially in Sweden.
Damn, the condom's done a wikileak! I'll be facing an Interpol warrant for rape soon!
wikileak by una.bubba December 10, 2010

wikileak 

Refers to a leak in a torn or split condom.
"The condom split - and there was a wikileak!" - Julian Assange
wikileak by m.ryan.p December 29, 2010

wikipleadia 

Noun. for pleading for donations similar to the banners on wikipedia
he has this website he doesnt know how to fund. he may have to resort to wikipleadia
wikipleadia by lord_apricot December 23, 2010

Wookieleaks 

Viral Twitter submissions regarding the Star Wars movies in the form of Wikileaks revelations.
Darth Vader knew what Luke had bought him for Christmas. Asked where he obtained this information he said "I felt his presents". #Wookieleaks
Wookieleaks by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Wikileaks 

What follows Wikidrinks.
I had WAY to many Wikidrinks at that cyberbar and got a mean case of the Wikileaks.
Wikileaks by tha malcontent April 26, 2011

wikileak 

n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process whereby one takes a piss while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine.

Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Example 1:
Person A: "God damnit! You sprayed piss all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit.
Person B: No, dear, wikidump is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.

Example 2:
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
Police Man: "Sure thing, Senator Craig…"
wikileak by SuperRobert July 26, 2010