someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.
conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
by A$hley Jacobs December 08, 2007
A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.
by sparkles mcgee November 05, 2007
a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.
by Colin Fields December 23, 2006
"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"
by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009
the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.
by Aydrianne May 26, 2007
Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
by JustBobS April 25, 2011
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-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.
-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.
¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.
-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.
-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.
¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.
Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.
Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."
Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."
by Hudd December 05, 2006