wiggeth

A person with unusually big hair. In order to be categorised as a wiggeth, the individual's hair must be large and unruly and resemble a particularly bad wig that has been hastily stuck on their head. (Noun)

Person 1: Woah, has that guy got a bush stuck to his head?!
Person 2: No you idiot! He's obviously a wiggeth.

by Ich liebe Schildkroten. June 27, 2010

The Wiggity

Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010

Wiggerflauge

Over-sized hoodie or jacket with the the high contrast old style camo pattern often seen worn by punk ass white boys who want to grow up to be niggas.

Yo, TJ just got a new wiggerflauge jacket from the thug store in the mall.

by Slinger71 January 6, 2009

wigger please

What you say to a white wanksta after he tries to act black

Wigger: Look at all my nizzle shizzle, whizzo!
Proper Caucasian: Wigger, please!

by Alex April 8, 2003

Wigger Rich

With the advent of subprime loans and no income documentation loans, a new species of man and woman evolved, the Wigger Rich.

Not satisfied with just leasing BMWs, the Wigger Rich yearned for more out of the meager existence. Once news got out you could buy a million dollar home for five dollars down, every minimum wage piece of white trash across the United States began buying properties their minimum wage jobs at Blockbuster couldn't possibly pay the mortgage on.

Now, all these Wigger Rich have their hands out and pleading to the government to assist them by stating they were misled by lenders. I, a person who is educated enough, and have worked hard since I was 16 to pay off debts and earn a credit status worthy of purchasing a home say this - FUCK YOU WIGGER RICH MOTHER FUCKERS, GO BACK TO APARTMENTS AND BUS TRANFERS YOU CAME FROM.

Look, that Wigger Rich mother fucker just got his ass foreclosed on. Good luck and good riddens, time to get your monkey ass back to your studio apartment.

by Wiggerhater1 January 20, 2009

Wiggerneck

A white person who acts blacks, but is really a redneck. Seen with UNC hats, dusty facial hair, and driving pimped out Neons with a "snap on tools" logo in the back window. High school graduation tassle hanging from rear view mirror is also common. Outdated rap music such as DMX and the Ruff Ryderz, Nelly, Ja-Rule, etc can often be heard blaring from their "system."

Damn everytime I drive through wal mart parking lot I hear some wiggerneck playing country grammar.

How come all wiggernecks girlfriends have a playboy purse with a menthol hanging out of their mouth?

by marchoniman May 21, 2008

wigger

A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night.

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!"

*WHACK*

"No beef, man, no beef!"

*WHACK*

by Solidus September 24, 2003