A Winey Elf

Someone who complains a lot about Christmas and highly dislikes celebrating it because of something bad that has happened to them on a previous Christmas day, or around the holidays the present year.

"Oliver's being such A Winey Elf this year."

A Winey Elf by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021

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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year

Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day

whack a wife day by Whack a wife July 19, 2021

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wifey A • Wifey af • wifey from another lifey • Bustin a wifey • pull a wifey • HUBBY AND WIFEY • Ain't No Wifey • Wife-able • wife-alo • wife a kill

buy a wife

one of my favorite insults

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'

buy a wife by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003

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wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

wife's a beach by saggynutbag April 28, 2012