poofo wienie

What you get when you are a dude, and stick your penis in someone's pooper.

Damn man, be glad you didn't catch a whiff of Merle's poofo wienie from hangin' with his backdoor partner last night.

poofo wienie by Rez Dogg June 29, 2022

butt wienie 

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

butt wienie by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

jeanie wienie 

A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.

Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did he know, there was a bet as to whether his bulge was real, or just a jeanie wienie.

jeanie wienie by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Boob-wienie 

A. A person who acts silly or retarded, and continuously does stupid shit

B. A fire hose extending from the breast looking like a weinie

Karina S. continuously acted like a boob-wienie by acting retarded, and calling everyone else a boob-wienie while acting like there was an extended fire hose between her boobs and swaying it back and forth.

Boob-wienie by los quesos February 25, 2009

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

five weenies 

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

Winnie the Pooh 

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?

- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"

Winnie the Pooh by O. W. Tongueincheek December 4, 2021