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Wobbly Sausage 

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.
Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..
Wobbly Goblin by The turd abibes October 25, 2016
A member of the once-powerful syndicalist union, the Industrial Workers of the World. They are in favour of revolutionary unionism and see authoritarian control (such as bosses and politicians) as oppressive. Many wobblies subscribe to some form of anarchism.
The wobbly was outnumbered at the meeting by liberals who prefered to work with the bosses instead of in opposition to them.
wobbly by Gwen July 25, 2003

chuck a wobbly 

To throw a tantrum. Reached the end of rational thought and action.
You had a flat tire, you weren't in auto club, mobile phone was out of batteries, late for work without a note and there were no tools in the car so you chuck a wobbly.
chuck a wobbly by JJAC August 29, 2009

Wobbly Box 

A piece of shit trailer that your white (or black) trash relative lives in
Justin: Dude is that a tornado siren?
Mike: Yeah man, we're gonna have to go find Winnie's wobbly box in the morning.
Wobbly Box by Pedr00 November 4, 2009
A threesome consisting of a man doing a women from behind, while she bends over and sucks another mans cock. All three people are standing. They form a capital 'H'. With each thrust from the man, the H tends to wobble.
Mike and I got that college freshman up in our dorm room and did a wobbly h with her.
Wobbly H by Matt August 26, 2003