This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.