kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

by S master kizzle August 13, 2008

Whompus

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

by WC>SF October 23, 2010

whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023

Katty-Whompus

Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off

You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.

by ThaKaptin February 11, 2014

whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

by Lolita & Herb November 3, 2006

Whompus

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

by jamesantwaanmcguel January 24, 2008