whoreknob, (HAWR-nob, HOHR-), derived from doorknob, (n.):
1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively;
generally by
those who disapprove of updos.
2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.
1. "Get rid of that whoreknob and leave your hair down!"
Guy: "See
that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no,
the one with that giant whoreknob."
2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."