whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Whomp and Stomp

Bruno Mars' pompadour styled hair. Sometimes called the 'whomp'.

Interviewer: How many products does it take to make the Bruno Mars pompadour?

Bruno: The whomp? I call it the whomp. The whomp and stomp once in a while. It's just a lot of, you know... Margarine is in there, natural fruits and berries, and surprisingly barbecue potato Pop Chips.

Interviewer: NO! Is that the secret?!

Bruno: I promise you!

by MrunoBars December 26, 2011

whomped

To be pummeled by a large wave into the ground.

Dude that wave whomped you good!
I was whomped into last week!

by goldensurfer June 11, 2010

Whomping the willow

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

body whomping

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.

Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.

by JaySG May 14, 2008

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011