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whitey

a boy that is so perfect that the only physical imperfection he has is that girls hang off his ankles so he cant walk properly. loves himself and knows he is perfect.
by Chris Summersell March 31, 2004
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whitey

Vomiting all over the place after excessive alcohol consumption.
'Here, Mark just whitey'd everywhere!'
by Patricia April 28, 2004
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whitey

someone who becomes invisible standing against a white wall, because of their freaky white skin. e.g.- Sean Norris. They bleed Tippex.
by Goode December 11, 2003
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whitey

a person who is extremely white, or acts extremely white (highly pronounced 'r's clutches purse when a black person walks by, speaks crappy "spanish" at parties, etc.)
one little, two little, three little whiteys
four little, five little, six little whiteys
seven little, eight little, nine little whiteys
ten little whitey pricks

non- white person: hey whitey!
whitey: hi (calls the cops)
by witech!k May 16, 2010
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whitey

1. A semi-intelligent cracker, often rich,unhip and equally without talent but is still forced on the masses as the next best thing to come along since pork rinds where put into bags, and sold at liqour stores all over the hood.

2. A rich and powerful Whiteman, That can't find osmama or w.o.m.d in an empty wherehouse.
I saw that Whitey has her own reality show with her flunkey in tow.

Whitey was on the news last night, still trying to make excuses for going to war for oil.

I hope our troops come home soon., Man Whitey's trippin.
by oxxx cocheeba October 29, 2005
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whitey

Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.
That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey
by The WHITEY November 9, 2008
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Whiteying

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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