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White Card

When a black person has more whiteness than the average whitey.
Stop trying to be black and embrace your white card, you get better benefits anyway.
by CUN* May 8, 2011
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White Carpet

Its when you take your partner tip them in butter, roll them in flour and then have sex with them while eatting it.
Yo man i hear the ho got a nasty white carpet in the janitors closet
by Rasheedpoopynose November 8, 2010
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White Card

When someone (generally Caucasian,) says something Fucking stupid in response to something being done about something racist.
Or when trying to defend their racist statement.
Fucking stupid Person - If they change the name of the cleveland Indians, they should change the name of the Dallas Cowbows.

Different person - cowbows weren’t sent down a trail of tears, or given virus tainted blankets.
But nice try of the white card

Or

Fucking stupid person - But Indians is a great name for a team now, because there are people in India.

Other person - wow you’re white carding hard.
by Thoughtsaraptor July 5, 2020
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white carlos

When a white male and female travel to the country of Mexico to elope with shaved facial hair spread evenly on and around her anus. The white male saves his facial hair and add spreads it over the white females anus. The white female must leave the facial hair on your anus. The white female anus then looks like a 'white carlos'.
Sean gave Nicole a white Carlos on their recent trip.
by Vapelifejeff June 15, 2018
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White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018
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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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Pure White Care

Pure white care is a teeth whitening and oral care company based in Hargeisa, Somaliland. The company, launched in 2021 aims to become Africa’s leading oral care company with its mission to make you smile brighter from the comfort of your home!
“At the heart of pure white care, we want to serve better by using disruptive design, hand selected and high quality ingredients and a valued intention to bring brighter smiles to more faces around the world
by Purewhitecaresss November 22, 2021
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