Whisky

Whisky or Scotch, or Uisge Beatha in Gaelic, is a type of distilled beverage from fermented grain mash. Different grains are used for different varieties, including barley, rye, corn cum wheat. Whisky’s aged in wooden casks, made generally of white oak. The distillate must age for at least three years and one day in Scotland to be called Scotch whisky, although most single malts are offered at a minimum of eight years of age. Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt, blended malt , blended Scotch whisky, blended grain Scotch whisky, and single grain Scotch whisky. Plain caramel colouring may be added. That is the greatest liquor I have ever drunk so far! I cannot imagine what the world would be without whisky.

Scottish proverb - "Never mix whisky with water, cola or ice because whisky can only be mixed with whisky only".

by quan cao tien August 12, 2010

Whiskypedia

The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.

My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.

by rperazag May 4, 2010

whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

Whisky

What men drink.

Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger sipped whisky while discussing the finer points of awesomeness.

by unibot April 18, 2010

whiss

when a fat guy cant be bothered to say what, so instead says whiss

"i hate you"
"whiss?"

by joshan October 15, 2006

whisky mist

is a term for the spunk of a very old man.

GIRL A: OMG i cant believe you slept with that old guy
GIRL B: yeah i know he was all ancient and stuff
A: his spunk must of been like all cobwebs and stuff
B: eww! yeah it was whisky mist

by kittybitch4421 December 10, 2010

Whimsy

A feeling that tickles in you in an intimate way, making you want things you didn't know you wanted and getting your excited about doing those things.

He: so when do you want to do this again?
She: when the whimsy will tickle me.

by thoughts_and_prayers June 11, 2019