Triple Whammy

The noteworthy act of imbibing one bottle of red wine, one bottle of white whine, and one bottle of champagne, all in ONE sitting.

Holy Shit! Catie just finished off those three bottles of red wine, white wine, and champagne! She did it! She did a Triple Whammy!

by Albert Medina April 28, 2007

whappy slappy

see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

by bigc22 July 23, 2009

Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.

Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.

by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023

double whammy

a two part difficulty, a dual disadvantage

The high cost of health care and his lack of medical insurance was a double whammy.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

Whappy Knacking

When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.

"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

whammyfaced

One degree past shitfaced. Completely gone, not coherent at all, just wasted beyond belief.

Spencer got so whammyfaced he fell down the Smiley stairs and broke his ankle.

Eric got so whammyfaced he punched the wall thinking it was his own shadow.

by Urlic February 1, 2006

wampy

To behave in a foolish or stupid way

Nathan decided to put 100 pounds on England to win the world cup. He must have gone wampy!

by Bob Knocker September 4, 2008