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dumber than a bag of wet mice 

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
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wet bagpipe 

origin Mid-Atlantic U.S.

n. A sexual act wherein a male participant places his mouth over the clitoris or entire vulva of a female and blows such that the vibration of his lips against her body creates a humming/flapping noise, similar to the sound of a bagpipe. Simultaneous anal stimulation with the finger is optional but not required
She was enjoying my performance until I whipped out the wet bagpipe.

I needed a shower after giving the lunch lady a wet bagpipe.

She thought the wet bagpipe I did on her was disquieting and unamusing.
wet bagpipe by Von Jost April 24, 2005

Wet Bagging

I walked in on Emily FURIOUSLY wet bagging herself.
Wet Bagging by Charles_w September 5, 2015

wet bagel 

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.
Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.
wet bagel by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

wet bagel 

I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!
wet bagel by mediacrazy July 10, 2010

wet bagles 

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.
Dang, I got wet bagles.
wet bagles by wet bagles September 29, 2021
Its an offensive word to insult mexicans
Freakin wetbags al round the school
wetbag by uhe May 14, 2015