Timo Werner

Hair between two halves of butt

oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner

by Yes bro June 5, 2020

Timo Werner Syndrome

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system

He has the Timo Werner Syndrome

by Zeddidah January 17, 2022

Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Alex Werner

Asked out Marina that one time and was rejected.

“Did you hear???”
“What? That Alex Werner got rejected by Marina? Yea I heard that”

by Mckyp123 August 16, 2022

Timo Werner Goat

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !

Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat

by South Host May 25, 2024