Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH

O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue

by GWADAMN March 6, 2010

Von Werner

Often used to describe a non-gifted child.

Oh look its Von Werner again.

by Last Name Check January 22, 2020

Timo Werner

Hair between two halves of butt

oh my butt's itching, maybe i should shave my Timo Werner

by Yes bro June 5, 2020

hans werner

A calm and chilled guy

Just hans werner a bit dude.
or
Du Hans werner down

by cCouture September 21, 2017

mr.werner

This non loving monster will take a shot at you for the tiniest of things. Short temper and sexist he won't last long.

Mr.werner" you need to stop talking girl 1
Girl 2 "i was talking too
Mr.werener" I don't care i favor you girl 2 so you don't have to leave the class only girl 1

by Hey so are you done? May 23, 2018

Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.

by squiggle pig January 27, 2020

Ben Werner

The act of biting someone while kissing

Person 1: Did you just bite me?
person 2: Yeah I was trying out the Ben Werner method 😏

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 1, 2022