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Werk

1) Verb: the act of jerking off at work, used in a sentence where you pretend to have been really working.

2) Noun: the action of werking

Can also be used if the work implies jerking a lot, for example porn acting.
1) Jason has been werking off all day! There aren't any kitchen towels left and the article will probably be out tonight!

2) Rocco Siffredi's career demanded a hell of a lot of werk to get to where he is now.
by Adam Nonymous October 7, 2011
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Good werk

A phrase used to appraise someone's high quality achievement. Can also be used sarcastically to tell someone that they have done a terrible job at something.
Coined by Ted Davis.
Example 1:
Chick: Mother Hen, I got full points on my Research Analysis Paper!
Hen: Good werk.

Example 2:
Jack: Dude, I didn't practice drumming at all over the summer, my audition in going to suck.
Ted: Good werk, bud.
by T 3 D |V| U |\| D December 6, 2009
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Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft

Bayerische motoren werke is more commonly known as BMW
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Werk

Verb
1. To do something in an excellent capacity or to do something iconic.

2. (Sarcastic) To imply that somebody is being extra or acting the fool without saying it directly, or to sarcastically accept or compliment something or someone.
(1) “You better werk in those heels!”
(2) “I gained some weight this year. My friend goes ‘You’re just finding your adult body!’ Oh, my adult body is an armchair? Werk.”
(2) “Werk, bad attitude diva!”
by AzsaZazsa October 4, 2023
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Bach Werke Verzeichnis

A catalogue with Bach’s works
The Bach Werke Verzeichnis (lit. Bach Works Catalogue) was first published in 1950 and edited by Wolfgang Schmieder. It lists all the compositions by Johann Sebastian Bach.
by bluestinger66 November 9, 2022
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Werk

When a person is lying about going to work in a relationship and is either cheating or lying to the other person.
They are going to “werk”.
He has to “werk”.
by ulysses562 March 18, 2023
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Werk

by Yowatchmework January 30, 2020
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