Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

whooptie woo

Noun: A multipurpose word that you can use when you cannot remember what your trying to say.

Hey,please pass me the....a..you know,the whooptie woo! Sitting on the table by you? You know, the thing I use to the weigh the herb with?

by Nickillyssa March 12, 2017

ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

Whoop de doo

Used in the same way "Hooray!" but in a more sarcastic tone, used to (sarcastically) celebrate mediocre acheivments.

Jake: I made myself a sandwich yesterday.
Jack: Whoop de doo

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004

whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007