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weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.
Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !
by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007
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lose some weight

1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight
1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight
by Iain1977 February 29, 2008
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weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.
1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
by joe matt November 10, 2007
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Dead Weight

A person that is usually useless in any sort of participation or action that will affect the action at hand or make worse.
Joe was a dead weight, he never helped and just breaks anything he touches!
by ChrisOToooooons March 20, 2021
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clock weights

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
by Crawlover July 3, 2004
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shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Winter Weight

The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.
Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.
by Irunthisshit March 15, 2011
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