paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

by Jan Mass January 13, 2008

Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,

Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,

by james Venom August 21, 2006

Heightism

Discrimination against someone's height

I suffer heightism on the daily.

by Anamoose February 9, 2017

Fake Weights

Fake Weights were designed, created, and patent by fakeweights.com for the purpose of offering a lightweight replica barbell plate used for viral Marketing, Commercials, photoshoots, Movie Props and more.

Many advertising companies have used Fake Weights in place of real Barbell Weights.

by FakeWeights May 21, 2018

alternative weightstyle

Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties.

I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative weightstyle.

by GhostofYINever May 15, 2008