stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

weezer

A band so awesome that they can sing about cheese and make it sound cool.

On the scale of awesomeness, Weezer is super great.

by dot August 14, 2003

Weezer fan

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

weebler

A weebler is someone who is completely indifferent about anything happening to them or around them, but are also nice people. For example when a weebler is sitting watching tv they may have food crumbs on their shirt or on their stomach if they are not wearing one. Weeblers are very lazy people and complain about doing rather simple tasks that need to be completed. When they are moving they do it at an extremely slow speed which can be described as weebling around. They are also typically stoners and play hours of video games.

Being a weebler gives me the right to do nothing all day, as I watch others be productive. Nobody likes a weebler.

by Fox Guy November 9, 2011

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.

Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!

by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008

Weezer

An awesome band that got accused of trying to be "emo", because the lead singer wears thick rimmed glasses and writes melody based rock with often sad, emotional lyrics. They're not emo, and people who accuse them of trying to be are lame.

Weezer will probably go down in history for its single, "Buddy Holly", and the very well-edited splice-work video that went along with it.

by Alex January 25, 2004

Weezer

The greatest rock band of the past 10 years. Period. They are basically defined by their anti-rockstar status. They are losers, and admit it in many of their songs. Their best release had to be the blue album which is followed chronologically by all their other releases (Pinkerton, Green and Maladriot).

Weezer is awesome, listen to any song they have ever written.
Check out:
Jamie (a song about their old lawyer)
The World Has Turned and Left Me Here (amazing harmonies)
Only in Dreams (kick ass bass line)

by anti-hero November 3, 2004