A weebler is someone who is completely indifferent about anything happening to them or around them, but are also nice people. For example when a weebler is sitting watching tv they may have food crumbs on their shirt or on their stomach if they are not wearing one. Weeblers are very lazy people and complain about doing rather simple tasks that need to be completed. When they are moving they do it at an extremely slow speed which can be described as weebling around. They are also typically stoners and play hours of video games.
Being a weebler gives me the right to do nothing all day, as I watch others be productive. Nobody likes a weebler.
by Fox Guy November 9, 2011
a smaller than average penis.
by Snakebeaux October 15, 2008
A fuzzy weebler requires a few materials. They are a wine glass, a straw and an adventurous girl. First, fill the wine glass half full with water (warm works best). Then stick your balls and ballsack into the water. Next, the girl puts the straw into the water and blows bubbles. A feeling of euphoria should soon follow.
1) Fred got the materials and invited his friend (with benefits), Stacy, over. She gave him the best fuzzy weebler of his young life.
by Stephen "The Creeper" October 5, 2006