A weebler is someone who is completely indifferent about anything happening to them or around them, but are also nice people. For example when a weebler is sitting watching tv they may have food crumbs on their shirt or on their stomach if they are not wearing one. Weeblers are very lazy people and complain about doing rather simple tasks that need to be completed. When they are moving they do it at an extremely slow speed which can be described as weebling around. They are also typically stoners and play hours of video games.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a smaller than average penis.