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ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006
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Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.
Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.
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booty weevils

When you sweat in your underware and a few hours later it dries only to irritate your ass. Whenever you see someone scratching their ass, it is usually because they have booty weevils.
"After that game, I'll probably have a bad case of booty weevils."
by lantis September 17, 2006
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Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.
The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.
by aknatn May 1, 2009
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boll weevil

1- A small beetle most well known for it's damage to the cotton industry.

2- A song by originally written by Huddie Leadbetter, John A. Lomax, Alan Lomax. Has been recorded by countless rock and country artists, and also by real musicians.
1- The cotton crop was ruined by Boll Weevil's.

2- 'They performed Boll Weevil to end the show.'
by BadgersNadgers July 24, 2006
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Weevil Underwood

The English dub name for Insector Haga. He is the regional champion and uses insect cards. He will do anything to win a duel such as throwing Yugi's Exodia cards into the ocean, putting the Parasite in Joey's (Jounouchi) deck, and not giving that kid a rare card for putting the Parasite in Joey's deck. He has a vexing laugh (both in the English and Japanese)
Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor are always together.
by JoshMiller April 16, 2004
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Full Boll Weevil

1. Full Boll Weevil

Losing control of all bodily functions while still remaining conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba Libres and smoking too much KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete change of clothes!"
by The Evil Boll Weevil December 26, 2008
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