wearing socks

If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).

Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.

by The_Great_ Hugh_Mungus November 15, 2018

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary?

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.

1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

by I'm too cool for Straight sex. June 17, 2012

Wall Watching

(n) the practice of observing humans on the sidelines of a club, bar, or the like. One might participate in Wall Watching for:
a) educational reasons, b) a recreational activity, c) comedic relief, or d) by default, physical exhaustion.

see also, Wall Watch (v)

Bobby: Look at those moves! I wish I had my camera.
Tommy: Wow, I've never seen one of those before. I can't believe I'm witnessing such an amazing event.
Johnny: What are you guys doing by the wall?
Bobby + Tommy: Wall Watching.

by Stephanie Cooper September 15, 2009

Pocket Watching

If somebody is looking on how much money you got.

A: "See how they're looking at us?"
B: "They're pocket watching!"

by DoubleM-Bay September 9, 2013

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.

Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?

by Alessus November 29, 2010

Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.

There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.

by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020