Wattson

The best character in the game apex legends

Person 1: damn Im bad at apex

Person 2: just use Wattson

by ogdobogdo=ezclapz April 6, 2021

wattpadsyn

a very horny tiktok mutual that likes tartaglius the third.

-Yo do you know wattpadsyn?

-The horny tartaglius the third enjoyer? yeah they're one of my funniest moots on tiktok.

by NekoChanPvP March 8, 2022

wwttff

"What what the the fuck fuck?"

To be used when a situation blows your mind so much that your parietal lobe just shuts the hell down. Functionally similar to a flat "what."

Originated on the Day9 Daily.

After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff

by notTasteless November 6, 2013

Wattpadder

a casual storyteller, an aspiring writer, or a published author sharing fiction or nonfiction works on the Wattpad platform

You know you're a Wattpadder when you get excited over readers' comments and votes. Pfft!

by eyjentjim February 28, 2017

Wattpad

Its basically an app where you can share stories and read stories,so basically you can read porn here

Wattpad is something you drink.

by squizmityt June 9, 2019

WATTBA

Translates directly to "what a time to be alive".

This acronym has two key connotations:

1) celebrating what an outrageous social moment we live in as a result of 21st century technology and norms.
2) expressing general joy.

(See also: the think man's YOLO)

Moses: "my ex's dog just endorsed me for 'research' on LinkedIn."
apple: "WATTBA"

(See also : the thinking man's yolo)

by Wryly July 7, 2015

Wattpader

A person who writes various stories on Wattpad

I'm a wattpader, I have to update my story on Wattpad

by Sav24 January 5, 2017