watershed

used to describe when something awkward happens that totally changes the mood

(two dudes talking to each other)
A: "Dude the other day I couldn't find any short sleeve shirts or shorts to wear and it was so hot"
B: "That sounds so hot"
A: "Watershed"

by zanilove June 29, 2008

waterham

The female genitalia, aka vagina. Unlike the waterturkey, you actually want to be in the waterham.

Ex 1: Earl(OFWGKTA): "Fuckin' Waterham, Hodgy's ass eat skills help eat all the Jam." - Swag me out

by brantleyseifers October 14, 2011

waterhard

When you wake up early in the morning with a hard, erect penis and you have to pee.

I woke up this morning with a waterhard. I waited for it to soften up so I could pee, but it just wouldn't go down. I couldn't take it any more so I peed in the bathtub. What a relief.

by Victor Vocab February 10, 2014

Watership Down

A book about rabbits, written by Richard Adams in 1972. Your teachers will tell you that there is an underlying theme concerning the continuous struggle between tyranny and freedom, but no, it's really just about rabbits.

What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.

by OmicronPersei8 February 11, 2009

watersack

Extra flap of skin that hangs from a fat cats belly.

Whoa! That cat's watersack drags on the ground.

by Vince March 29, 2005

a Cheney Watershed

(n.) a dungeon in your basement, backyard, or barn where you waterboard immigrants, minorities, and/or the poor.

"I heard that Jim has a Cheney Watershed in his basement. His neighbor told me that every night he hears the sound of people gurgling, even though Jim doesn't have a pool..."

by Sonny B. Lowe October 21, 2008

Watershed

British Nine o'clock p.m., the dividing line between "family" television programing and "adult" programing. Programing unsuitable for children is broadcast after the Watershed.

He's addicted to porn and he won't bother turning his TV until after the Watershed.

by Erik Ritter December 16, 2007