a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Water Buffalomug. A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.
Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
by theycallmejon August 26, 2009
Get the Water Buffalomug. A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.
by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011
Get the Water buffalomug. A really fat ugly girl that one of your friends is dating and you don't want to refer to their girlfriend as a human.
by K Dub Sacs October 2, 2007
Get the Water Buffalomug. A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.
by Soskie November 19, 2019
Get the rampaging water buffaloesmug. When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
by Will the kyle December 9, 2019
Get the Albanian Water Buffalomug.