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Intense eye watering 

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).
A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

Watering a tree 

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk
dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

Watering the Garden 

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex
"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

Watering the owl 

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...
A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...
Watering the owl by tuoxam February 20, 2011

Watering the duck 

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?
Watering the duck by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)