there once was a ship that was put to sea

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023

It was a different time.

It was a different time is the most typical American excuse to explain how we treated each other in the past; as well as, the greatest argument for revamped American educational paradigms. We can’t change what we don’t understand; and we can’t understand if we don’t learn.

During the idealistic late 1960’s and early 1970’s it was thought that teaching people a more inclusive version of history would strengthen America and help her to live up to her promise — it was a different time.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

7/11 Was a Part Time Job

A conspiracy theory stating that there are no full time employees at 7/11 Gas Stations, but rather, that it is a series of part time jobs. Even the management works for no more than 20 hours a week, and is replaced every few months.

Slurpees can't melt tooth enamel. 7/11 was a Part Time Job.

by Kalos Starbuck September 23, 2016

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017