Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

liquid warmth

warmth in the form of a liquid

the shower provides water as liquid warmth.

by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022

the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane, or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat, from the bowel movement, through the plastic.

John buys a lot of plastic, and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

by DebstersWictionary March 5, 2021

the warmth

The act of pressing yourself against someone's anus while they defecate. Usually using a saran-wrap, cellophane or plastic shield from the fecal matter. The only sensation is the feeling of the heat from the bowel movement.

John buys a lot of plastic and bean burritos.
Yeah, he must really want to feel the warmth.

by DebstersWictionary March 5, 2021