i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

Not a hill I want to die on

A military expression referring to an issue that the speaker wants to address, but recognizes would be too much hassle to deal with. It's a metaphor for realizing that, although you want to defend your "hill" from attack, to do so would be suicidal given the much stronger enemy, and this particular hill isn't so vital that you should give up your life for it, so it's best to just retreat.

- "The Colonel wants to kick off the exercise on Monday, but we're really not going to be ready until at least Tuesday. But that's not a hill I want to die on, so I'm just going to go along with what he wants."

- "Look, I understand you're upset about them demoting Corporal Thompson, and I know you want to go argue his case with the Sergeant Major, but is that really a hill you want to die on?"

by Gyreneisms September 1, 2013

I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

i want to die

Take a moment. Breathe in. Hold it. Breathe out and let it all out.
Oh gosh baby, don't say that. I know things may be difficult, and that's okay. It's okay to feel this way. But you have so much worth and I'm so grateful that you are alive. And I am so proud of you. You are so much stronger than you think. life is so much more than feeling depressed or anxious every day. I know how you feel. I promise you that one day, you will wake up and enjoy every single breath you take. You will wake up to feel EXCITED for the day to come. I promise you, that you will feel OKAY. So please, promise me to stay alive. Let's link our pinkies together and promise each other.

Thank you for reading this and remember, you are loved. I love you.

If you or a loved one is in any danger, please call tel:[phone]

"I want to die"
" You'll be okay, I promise you my love"

by lulyluv May 22, 2020

I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.

Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.

by nothing_helps September 13, 2021

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.

Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012

I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

by Dras June 18, 2016