Wankadox 

Building your muscles makes them larger. Still, years of aggressive masturbation doesn't make your penis grow any bigger. That's a sexual paradox.

Jill: Tom left me the same day as I got my boob job!
Robert: Ah, now THAT's a wankadox. Can I feel them, please?

Wankadox by Uschi K. Lee October 18, 2009

Wannaboo 

Someone you want to be romantically involved with

Can't miss the party - my wannaboo is gonna be there!

Wannaboo by Sweet Bippy July 23, 2007

Wanadoo

Kind of Provider which may be usefull when you want to spend your money needlessly ! Wanadoo's users are called stupider.

Wanadoo's user:" Oh my God my connection is functionning !!! It's miraculous !!!"

Wanadoo by KEevin August 28, 2004

wannagooutwithme? 

Question asked by nervous males in the presence of a girl they really like, regardless of whether she is a slut or not. Commonly said at lightning speed and often in a very quiet voice. Success rate of around 2 in 3, as many girls take pity on his nervousness and foolishly say yes when they don't mean it, which usually leads to heartbreak on the male's part when she sleeps with someone else the week later.

Seb: thing is Dais, I really like you so.. wannagooutwithme?
Daisy: um, ok.

wannagooutwithme? by NH3 February 19, 2008

wannadick

slut, someone that wants a dick so hardly

look at that wannadick!

wannadick by Eraser|85 September 6, 2004

Wannaboomer

Somebody who's to young to be a boomer but nonetheless has that boomer attitude.

Person 1: OK Boomer
Person 2: You can't call Karen that, she's only 40.
Person 1: Oh she's a Wannaboomer.

Wannaboomer by irish sausage March 10, 2020

i dont wanna do my homework 

do it you lazy shit

it's due in 15 minutes and you've written a sentence haven't ya

"i dont wanna do my homework"
"what homework?"

i dont wanna do my homework by _xephyr May 19, 2022