wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

the motion when a fat kid walks

hey look at bryce! hes totally wanking!

by Jizzle! December 16, 2008

wanking

see being spiteful to naomi

I'm going to have a wank.
No the new term is 'being spiteful to naomi'

by Neg July 30, 2004

wanking

to stroke or "wank" your genitalia

I was wanking last night

by pussy fart 321 March 1, 2016

wank wank wank

An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.

Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

by wanker3 November 7, 2010

Wank Wank

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy

Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*

by Broham June 3, 2018